a mock-up for a criterion released “American Psycho” (Harron, 2000)
my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.
it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.
Sadly, that seems like a very low bar to clear, but I'm all for it.
Sadly, that seems like
a very low bar to clear,
but I’m all for it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.
it’s hard out here as a desert enjoyer. yesterday my coworker asked my what I was using my vacation time for and this was the conversation.
her: where are you going?
me: oh (desert place)
her: I hate (place)
me: why?
her: it’s ugly
me: oh I think it’s gorgeous
her: i hate deserts so much
me: ok
like. for what reason.
anyways look at this photo of the desert I took this weekend
What's wrong with people. I'd go fucking feral if I saw all those rocks. and i bet there's some cool plants too
1000/10
oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
